Numberology

Two out of three ain't bad... But six out of six out of six is pretty awesome

Decisions

Rule of thumb...everyone has different lengthened figures. Make your own judgements.

Letting go

Some times you dive into the pool, Some times it's your skateboard.

Finances

You get for what you pay for so make sure to keep the receipt.

Coexistence

Live in the forrest, deal with the ticks.

Life problems

Not my party, not my problem.

Supreme being

Tiny dear in a giant headlight.

Strength

Diamonds are forever. You would hope so since it takes at least 1 billion years for the earth to form one 127 miles under it's surface.

Vision

It's hard to see the forest from the trees with no depth perception.  

As a crow flies

It's hard to find direction when you have no sense of direction.

Game plays

When life gives you lemons, loose the rules.

Companionship

A sitting stone gathers moss. It will never be alone.

Function

Let sleeping dogs lie. It's easier to blame farts on them.

Life's lessons

Sometimes you learn something from life. Sometimes you forgot that lesson and are forced to learn it again. Hopefully two times is enough to remember.

Popularity

Richmond hates hipsters.

Know where you are

When in Rome, you are in Italy.

Posture

If you're gonna hang, you might as well do it loose.

Gifting

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. They are known to a eat poop.

Meaning

You can't take back words. Especially ones you mispronounce.

Learning to fly

When you trip and fall, appreciate the fall.

Success

If you're going down in flames, you might as well burn everything around you on the way down.

Be Yourself

Dogs have to shit.

Making Impressions

You can't dress up a clown. So I wouldn't try.

Learning to Cope

When all you have is a hammer, treat everything like a nail. Many things may be used as a hammer, such as a drill or a screwdriver's handle. Screws are also similar to nails.